[You know, that's a fair way to snap someone out of a weird sister-hunting trance! Dipper with all his confidence and his foot just about in the river pauses comically to watch the man float by.]
[WAIT-]
Hey! Hey, you!
[Oh god, he was alive, right? Not for long if he doesn't do something. Quickly Dipper drops his backpack and riffles through all the things he's gathered (stolen) to find ...god it's like. Chalk twine but it's better than nothing. Dipper ties it to the end of coke bottle and throws it into the river, getting it about as close to Dazai as he can.]
Grab on! If you're still alive! Please still be alive!
please go talk to his uncle about ghost fucking and not him.
[WAIT-]
Hey! Hey, you!
[Oh god, he was alive, right? Not for long if he doesn't do something. Quickly Dipper drops his backpack and riffles through all the things he's gathered (stolen) to find ...god it's like. Chalk twine but it's better than nothing. Dipper ties it to the end of coke bottle and throws it into the river, getting it about as close to Dazai as he can.]
Grab on! If you're still alive! Please still be alive!
[If he isn't, then that's trauma!]