[In an extremely high-pitched shriek that could potentially set off car alarms.] The author of the journals!?
[And Stan's twin!? The creator of the portals!? Oh gosh oh heck oh man what on EARTH IS GOING ON. Instinctively, he reaches into his vest and pulls out Journal 3, holding it in front of him.]
Oh my god, oh my god, a-all summer! I've been searching for you all summer! And you're- you're Stan's twin!? But how is that even possible!?
[Dipper is getting worked up in such a familiar way. His complexion goes a little pale for a moment and he sways.]
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[And Stan's twin!? The creator of the portals!? Oh gosh oh heck oh man what on EARTH IS GOING ON. Instinctively, he reaches into his vest and pulls out Journal 3, holding it in front of him.]
Oh my god, oh my god, a-all summer! I've been searching for you all summer! And you're- you're Stan's twin!? But how is that even possible!?
[Dipper is getting worked up in such a familiar way. His complexion goes a little pale for a moment and he sways.]
Ooooh, man. I need to sit down.