[ Dazai has no idea what to make of the suddenly ability to speak English. God, how fucking convenient, so of course it happens now, when he's in Bizarro land, and not back when he was 16 and trying to spy on foreign criminals with his considerably poorer English skills. Nothing is ever easy, except that it is, but only when it's not worth it anymore! Hideous! ]

I'm a fan of poetry, I suppose, but I don't know that quoting any of it right now would prove very much. I understood everything you said, however, so that gives the entire thing credence.

Oh. I'm Osamu Dazai! I usually work in Yokohama for a detective agency, so all of this is a bit...