[Break has also recently ingested a Hot Pocket and felt some sort of way about it, so that can be a bonding point later when one or both of them give in and learn to cook for the sake of their historical health. Break will be happier about it if it's Reyson. Acceptable burgers that don't make him feel like he wants to die do exist so he can get his protein elsewhere, and also he is afraid of half the gadgets in his modern kitchen.
Not at all afraid to pick a fight with a guy who as far as he knows has smiting powers and a flaming sword hidden in his jeans somewhere, but does not trust his shitty toaster as far as he can throw it. That's Xerxes Break for you.
He continues on until they come to a nice, neglected little back lot somewhere with cracks in the asphalt and grass growing up through. There's a fence around it, but it's damaged, and the piles of litter clustered at the edges increase in their concentration of alcohol bottles, used condoms, and other niceties. If anyone bothers them back here, probably they'll be people Break and Reyson might also have a nice time punching.]
Now, then. [He proceeds to loosen his arms up with a few stretches.] How far shall we take this?
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Not at all afraid to pick a fight with a guy who as far as he knows has smiting powers and a flaming sword hidden in his jeans somewhere, but does not trust his shitty toaster as far as he can throw it. That's Xerxes Break for you.
He continues on until they come to a nice, neglected little back lot somewhere with cracks in the asphalt and grass growing up through. There's a fence around it, but it's damaged, and the piles of litter clustered at the edges increase in their concentration of alcohol bottles, used condoms, and other niceties. If anyone bothers them back here, probably they'll be people Break and Reyson might also have a nice time punching.]
Now, then. [He proceeds to loosen his arms up with a few stretches.] How far shall we take this?