[ Dazai actually goes completely limp and allows his whopping 150lb body to be dragged along by the tiniest child he's met since he was regularly interacting with Q. He lets Dipper struggle for approximately three steps before he volunteers, helpfully: ]

I think if I walk it'll keep my blood moving better. [ A beat, and then: ] If we walk back to the main road, we can probably hail a cab. [ Or steal a car, which Dazai is not terribly opposed to. ]

Your determination is very admirable, though. [ Short people are always so unwilling to admit they're tiny... it's so endearing... ]