[ Thank fuck, Dazai at least got on the tree. It's on a course to eventually run around, so Chuuya simply trots down the bank alongside it. He does, however, fix Dazai with a tremendously annoyed look as he goes. ]

You heard the river talking to you and decided that was a good enough reason to jump in?

[ Which... isn't exactly the weirdest thing Dazai will have done, sure, but it's still enough to annoy the shit out Chuuya. ]

I hope you catch the worst cold of your life.