[ Except Dazai absolutely brightens when he hears that Break does not know about mentos and diet coke, because, actually, it's a scientific reaction that's pretty close to witchcraft, if you're into that kind of thing. Dazai is, at least, in part because it's both large and messy -- very entertaining! ]

Ohh, you're in for a treat! It's an improvement because you're not meant to eat it. I'll take you to the convenience store after this. [ Sorry, you don't get a say in this now, apparently. You must experience it. ]

...but that's after this, at any rate. I suppose I should at least try to see if this magic works. There must be something with immediate enough results that I can use...