[ Dazai is here to try magic again. It didn't work last time, but it was an outlet for some degree of entertainment, so he's back again. Maybe he can teach someone else about mentos and diet coke. Except instead, he finds a familiar face--

And he immediately slithers over, all noodle limbs clad in a seasonally appropriate turtleneck (it has little pumpkins embroidered all over it!), and drops himself next to Sigma. ]

Well, it doesn't work for me, so I'm afraid I don't know what it will feel like. [ A beat, and then -- ] Like using your Ability, but if it was malleable and more useful for mundane tasks, maybe!

[ Why can't he just say hello like a normal person...? ]